valerie noelle

I went and didn’t post again for a long time. Damnit. I’m remedying this RIGHT NOW (obvs).

Okay, so a couple of weeks ago it was my friends Tim and Tony’s 29th birthday! Hooraaaaay!
A couple of years ago I made for them a rice krispie treat that was shaped like a penis. It had creme filling. It was pretty great and it came all over the table at the bar, what more could a couple of hetero boys want for their birthday?
Well, this year I asked Tim what he wanted and the answer was a meat cake.
And I did it.

mmmmmmeat

And apparently it was DELICIOUS. Steam was still rolling off of it when I brought it into Jake’s (local bar in the Benson neighbourhood) and the entire place smelled like it. And that is mashed potatoes, NOT icing. Yuck, meat and icing? ew.
Tim said it was the best birthday present he ever got. awww. I’m proud.

About a month ago now my dad asked me to make a treat for his friend’s birthday, more of the penis rice krispie variety. And here it is:

Pearl Necklace > Brown Tie

When I walked this into the bar my grandparents came running over to see what I had brought. Oh, great. They thought it was funny, though. My grandpa made a creepyish joke about the bartender modeling it for me, though.

That’s about that for now. I did start drawing pictures of Boners In Action, too. I’ll save that for another update, methinks.

OH! And I finally hit 30 with my horde. Being mounted is everything I wanted it to be. I love ridin’ it. More euphemisms.

I burst into dance.

Yeehaw!

Oh, I just wanted to update really quick. The “omg I can’t believe Bill Schulz just @ed me on twitter” jitters are calming and I think I might be able to fall asleep now.

“fall asleep.”

I just wanted to share my easter drawings with you all. I have to go make a couple of pies before dinner at 2pm… procastination!

<3

i’m fuckin druuuuuuunk

I know I said I’d be better about updating, and I’ve thought about it quite a few times in the last week. Want to know what happened? World of Warcraft happened.

Ever since it came out I avoided it because I knew I would get sucked in - that’s just the kind of person I am. Oh well, what’re ya gonna do? Whisper me, that’s what. My name is Vnoelle (creative, I know). Do it. Do it. DO. IT.

In other obsession news, I DVRd a bunch of Paul Rudd movies and have watched a couple in the last week. I enjoyed Over Her Dead Body a lot more than I thought I would. Role Models (what up David Wain!) is pretty hilarious, too. Oh, I also started watching Party Down, the new show on Starz that Paul Rudd writes, produces, etc. You should definitely DVR that, too. I wonder if Lizzie Caplan will show her tits in this show? One can only hope.

I also spend a lot of my day catching up on the tweets of Bill Schulz and Andy Levy from Red Eye (yeah, I know, Fox News, but seriously it’s hilarious.. and I have the major hots for Bill) as well as Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter (again, MAJOR hots). I wake up with at least 20 tweets forwarded to my phone every day, so you can see how this can be time consuming.

In other news, I don’t have much other news. I’m going to go see I Love You, Man again tomorrow.  Have you gone yet?

During the entire tornado scare this evening I’ve been updating my website. What a way to spend the evening, huh?

I took a step outside for a while and let the wind blow over me. Almost knocked me over! It was awesome. Floyd howled at the sirens, or as I’d like to believe, thwarted the tornado.

Anyhow, in this website update I decided I’d try out Wordpress… basically because I was getting frustrated/lazy with the whole html nonsense, so really why bother? Except now I need to figure out how to design my own template.
Fuck.

Over there to the right you can see my twitter widget along with my music player (which is irritating me right now as I just cannot figure out how to make it not automatically play. SI-IGH.) as well as some links to my buds (and, you know, my “webcomic.”) that you should most certainly visit.

Go see I Love You, Man.

Dudes, I have been sick alllllllll week. It has been the major suck.
The. Major. Suck.
I’m feeling a lot better today, so don’t worry. It’s not going to keep me from like going out or something. pssh

I’m doing some updating right now. html.. you are hard to remember. I’m chugging along, though. I’ve gotten rid of the automatic pop-up for the music player and now there is just a link at the bottom of this here textbox that you can click on if you want it to pop-up. Which, really, you should want to because I have impeccable taste in..everything.
Down there with the impeccable music player you should find a link to the archives, the dancing nut, and whatever in the heck else I feel like linking down there.
Work in progress.

vn

Holy crap! After two years I FINALLY got my website back. I’m pretty excited about it. Not excited enough to make an actual update, mind you, but excited nonetheless.

I’ve decided to start sorta from scratch, so all previous posts may now be found at the archives.

Anyway, that’s that for now. I hope to make this a regular thing and to never, ever, ever, ever, EVER again neglect you, dear website.

<3
vn